Month: October 2024

The Grapevine: Drama in the Halls!

Hey, cubs! It’s your favorite undercover reporter here, ready to spill some tea that’s hotter than the school cafeteria pizza rolls.

Picture this: A certain English teacher’s class, and what’s the number one rule? Come prepared! Yet here we are, watching students roll into class with nothing more than vibes and…questionable accessories. Forget pens, notebooks, or even a calculator. These students are sporting the real essentials, right? Let’s break it down:

The “I’ll Wing It” Crowd

First up, we’ve got the students, who have managed to forget their textbook for the third time this week. But guess what they did bring? Lip gloss, sunglasses, hoodies, headbands and the newest contraband, baby powder. You know, just in case the class turns into an impromptu runway show. Priorities, right?

The “Organized Chaos” Champion

And let’s talk about the crew for whom the Sprayground backpack is more like a black hole. No binder, no pencil case, but they do have an empty shoe box in there to “hold the shape”. Maybe they’re planning on showing the class how empty vessels make the most noise? Too bad that won’t help with the science quiz they forgot to study for.

Moral of the Story?

Hey Wildcats, we love the creativity, but maybe next time, let’s swap out the shoe polish and lip gloss for, I don’t know, a pen and a notebook. You never know when that pop quiz will strike. Keep your cool. Get a clue.

Until next time, stay sharp…because I see you!

XOXO,

Your favourite cub scout

Let’s Talk Dirty

“Water?”

Dehydration occurs when the body loses too much water and other fluids that it needs to work normally. Dehydration is usually caused by severe diarrhea and vomiting, but it may also be caused by not drinking enough water or other fluids, sweating too much, fever, excessive urination, or taking certain medicines.               

                                                                                                                                                                                -NCI Dictionary

The heat over the past few weeks has been unbearable and annoying. We’ve all been trying our best to survive the sun’s penetrating rays, some of us, better than others.

Are you feeling thirsty, noticing abnormally yellow pee while using the bathroom less? Have you been suffering from dizziness or lightheadedness, tired? Noticing dry mouth, lips and tongue? Bet you’ve been suffering from dry itchy/scratchy eyes? If you or someone you love has been experiencing any of these symptoms, then you’re DEHYDRATED baby! Go jink some watah!!!

Here are a few tips to help with dehydration…

  • Drink plenty of water.
  • Eat foods with high water content like cucumbers and watermelon.
  • Avoid drinking sugary and caffeinated drinks.
  • Drink water.
  • Understand your fluid needs i.e. know how much is too much or not enough.
  • Replenish when you sweat, remember that’s water leaving your body so you have to put it back.
  • Go have a glass of water.
  • Don’t wait until you’re thirsty to drink water.
  • Stay inside or find shade when it’s too hot.
  • Sip some flavored water.
  • Decrease your intake of salty and fried foods.
  • Drink some water.
  • Eight glasses of water during a heat wave might not be enough so increase your water intake.

For the love of God just listen to what I said and GO DRINK SOME WATER!!!

We Want to Hear You ROAR

Hey, you! Yes, you—the one scrolling through TikTok or doodling on the pages in the back of your exercise book… Ever thought about making your mark on your school in a way that’s actually positive?

What would you like to see changed, improved or fixed about your school? Well, whether it’s the building, the body or the spirit, imagine a place where your voice gets heard, your ideas get shared, and your creativity actually matters. We want to hear you ROAR.

Writers & Dreamers Unite

If you’ve ever scribbled stories, written a poem no one’s read, or had 500 opinions about life, the world, or the latest trends, we need your voice. And guess what? You don’t even have to use your real name! Submit your work anonymously or under a cool pen name. This is your chance to say what you’ve always wanted to say—without anyone knowing it’s you (unless you want them to).

Artists, Photographers & Video Creators

Not a wordsmith? That’s cool. We’re looking for artists and photographers who see the world differently, for people who can capture a moment or feeling through a lens or sketchpad. If you’re the one who’s always snapping pics or creating content, why not let your work reach an audience in a bigger way?

Editors & Perfectionists

For those of you who love to polish, tweak, and perfect—editors, we need you! If finding the perfect word or catching a typo feels like a win, there’s no better place to put those skills to work. You’ll be working behind the scenes of ROAR, keeping everything demure.

Share the Spectacle and Sparkle

You never miss a game, you enjoy the high of seeing your schoolmates and friends compete. We need a sports writer at ROAR. We want the highlights, the spectacle and the score! Do you have the inside scoop on how to stay cool now that the Principal’s protesting powder? Ever wondered how Sprayground bags, first designed to showcase the individuality of the wearer, have become a symbol of conformity?

The world has lent you its ears.

Sharpen your teeth and clear your throats.

We’re doing something new, we’re doing something different, come be a part of it.

We want to hear you ROAR.

Send your submissions to thenews@pmsroar.com or sign up below and state your interest.

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