Well, well, well, it seems like manners are so last term in the pride lands ! The cafeteria has turned into a scene straight out of a soap opera lately. Just yesterday, a few lower school cubs decided that chucking food across the room was more important than actually eating it. Seriously, who knew meatballs could fly that far?
And let’s not even get started on hallway etiquette. Pushing past teachers, ignoring the fact that the school corridors are a “No Phone Zone”, and throwing trash like it’s a personal game of basketball—if only these students put the same energy into their schoolwork! Just last week, a group of upper schoolers thought it would be hilarious to blast their speakers during the morning. Guess who’s now spending their Thursday in detention?
The worst offense might be the constant back-talk to teachers. One student was overheard telling the librarian to “just cool” when asked to put their phone away. The audacity! Is respect a foreign concept these days, or are we just living in the era of rudeness?
Here’s a thought, cubs: how about showing some respect to the staff and each other? Or at least give us a break from the daily drama—we could use a breather from all the eye rolls and side comments. Until then, we’ll be here, reporting on the wild antics of the pride land’s most mischievous cubs. Stay classy and be cool, folks!
