Month: November 2024

The Wild Side of the Pride lands: A Tale of Disrespect

Well, well, well, it seems like manners are so last term in the pride lands ! The cafeteria has turned into a scene straight out of a soap opera lately. Just yesterday, a few lower school cubs decided that chucking food across the room was more important than actually eating it. Seriously, who knew meatballs could fly that far?

And let’s not even get started on hallway etiquette. Pushing past teachers, ignoring the fact that the school corridors are a  “No Phone Zone”, and throwing trash like it’s a personal game of basketball—if only these students put the same energy into their schoolwork! Just last week, a group of upper schoolers thought it would be hilarious to blast their speakers during the morning. Guess who’s now spending their Thursday in detention?

The worst offense might be the constant back-talk to teachers. One student was overheard telling the librarian  to “just cool” when asked to put their phone away. The audacity! Is respect a foreign concept these days, or are we just living in the era of rudeness?

Here’s a thought, cubs: how about showing some respect to the staff and each other? Or at least give us a break from the daily drama—we could use a breather from all the eye rolls and side comments. Until then, we’ll be here, reporting on the wild antics of the pride land’s most mischievous cubs. Stay classy and be cool, folks!

Let’s Talk Dirty?

Why do we need a Student Council?

Being elected to be a member of your school’s student council offers you the opportunity to grow as a person. You get to represent your peers while pursuing causes you’re passionate about. The is also the bonus of getting the chance to learn from others and develop skills that will help you in both university and your future career.

A good council allows…

Representation: 

The student council represents the student body by voicing their opinions, concerns, and suggestions to the school administration. They allow effective communication, ensuring that students have a say in decisions that affect them.

Leadership and Decision-Making: 

The council members develop leadership skills by organizing meetings, facilitating discussions, and making decisions on behalf of the student body. They learn to consider different viewpoints, collaborate with peers, and implement initiatives that benefit the entire school community.

Organizing Events and Activities: 

The student council also allows for fun plans and executes various school events and community service projects. These activities promote school spirit, unity, and create opportunities for student engagement and enjoyment.

Community Outreach and Service:

Student councils often engage in community service projects, such as volunteering at local organizations, organizing charity drives, or raising awareness about important social issues. These initiatives promote a sense of social responsibility and encourage students to make a positive impact beyond the school walls.

Advocacy and Problem Solving: 

The council serves as an advocate for student rights and concerns. They address issues raised by students, work towards resolving conflicts, and propose solutions to improve the overall school experience. They may also collaborate with school faculty and staff to implement beneficial changes.

Role Modeling and Mentorship: 

Student council members act as role models for their peers, demonstrating qualities such as responsibility, integrity, and teamwork. They inspire and mentor fellow students, encouraging them to get involved, develop leadership skills, and make positive contributions to the school.

Having a student council in a school not only empowers students but also fosters a sense of ownership, engagement, and school pride. It promotes a positive school atmosphere, encourages student involvement in the decision-making processes, and provides a platform for students to develop beneficial life skills that will assist them beyond their school years.

GO VOTE!

Monday, November 25th, 2024.

The Suspension Saga Continues in the Pridelands

Hello, cubs! Welcome back to the juiciest segment of the day—your weekly gossip column, where we spill the hottest tea fresh from the hallways! And let me tell you folks, today’s scoop is all about the latest trend sweeping our school: suspensions. Yep, it seems like every other day, a new student is getting sent home. So, grab your popcorn because the drama is real.

First up, we have “The Disruptor”. This first former sensation has been racking up more suspensions than goals this football season. Word on the street is that they were caught pulling yet another scudding of class prank in the science lab. This time, it involved a questionable friend and some bikes. The final straw? Safe to say, the principal wasn’t amused—bye-bye, for the rest of the week!

And it doesn’t stop there! Rumor has it that the school’s latest trend involves getting suspended as a sort of twisted “rite of passage.” Students are reportedly daring each other to push their luck with teachers, with everything from refusing to hand in phones to wearing jewelry on the compound. Is this the new way to gain street cred in the hallways of the pridelands? If so, it seems like detention is about to become the new social hangout!

So, what’s the principal’s office doing about this constant chaos? Rumor has it they’re considering a new “three-strike policy,” where students might face stricter consequences after their third suspension. But will that stop the madness, or just add fuel to the fire? Only time will tell.

Until then cubs, keep your noses clean—or at least keep them out of trouble—if you don’t want to be the next headline in our suspension saga! That’s all for this week’s school gossip. Stay tuned, and remember, if you see something juicy, send it our way. Until next time, keep those rumors rolling, and stay out of the principal’s office!