Hello, cubs! Welcome back to the juiciest segment of the day—your weekly gossip column, where we spill the hottest tea fresh from the hallways! And let me tell you folks, today’s scoop is all about the latest trend sweeping our school: suspensions. Yep, it seems like every other day, a new student is getting sent home. So, grab your popcorn because the drama is real.

First up, we have “The Disruptor”. This first former sensation has been racking up more suspensions than goals this football season. Word on the street is that they were caught pulling yet another scudding of class prank in the science lab. This time, it involved a questionable friend and some bikes. The final straw? Safe to say, the principal wasn’t amused—bye-bye, for the rest of the week!

And it doesn’t stop there! Rumor has it that the school’s latest trend involves getting suspended as a sort of twisted “rite of passage.” Students are reportedly daring each other to push their luck with teachers, with everything from refusing to hand in phones to wearing jewelry on the compound. Is this the new way to gain street cred in the hallways of the pridelands? If so, it seems like detention is about to become the new social hangout!

So, what’s the principal’s office doing about this constant chaos? Rumor has it they’re considering a new “three-strike policy,” where students might face stricter consequences after their third suspension. But will that stop the madness, or just add fuel to the fire? Only time will tell.

Until then cubs, keep your noses clean—or at least keep them out of trouble—if you don’t want to be the next headline in our suspension saga! That’s all for this week’s school gossip. Stay tuned, and remember, if you see something juicy, send it our way. Until next time, keep those rumors rolling, and stay out of the principal’s office!

Hey cubs, it’s your favorite inside scoop, back with some real tea—but this time, it’s not the fun kind. It seems like fights in the hallways are becoming as common as surprise quizzes lately. From tense shoving matches outside the cafeteria to rumors of heated arguments boiling over into actual scuffles, the drama level has definitely been turned up.

Just last week, two juniors were caught on camera throwing punches in the corridors. And the craziest part? It all started over a comment on social media. What happened to handling issues face-to-face, or better yet, talking things out? Teachers are on high alert, and we’ve even heard whispers about stricter rules and laws coming our way—hello, zero-tolerance policy!

But here’s the real question, cubs: Is all this worth the suspension and the gossip that follows? Let’s be real—your reputation doesn’t get better from fighting; it gets bruised along with your knuckles. Let’s keep it cool, keep it classy, and save the drama for the stage, not the halls.

Got thoughts? We want to know! Stay safe, and remember: a calm head always wins the game.

Hello, cubs!

It’s your go-to source for all the juicy news in the hallways. So, we noticed a few familiar faces were missing from the crowd at our pre -independence food fair held on Wednesday, and Monday’s game where the guys had a wapping goal difference. What gives? Star athletes who don’t show up to boost the PMS pride? 

Word around the pride lands is that the “too cool for school” crew thinks these events are “a waste of time.” But hey, where’s the fun in that? While most of us are getting hyped and having a blast, these folks would rather scroll their feeds than actually come and cheer on the field goals and the steel pan trolleys. So, let’s give them a challenge: Let’s see those “lone lions” show up for one event and maybe—just maybe—they’ll see what they’re missing out on.

That’s all the tea for today, cubs! Get ready for next week’s updates because who knows who might finally join the spirit squad.

See you at the Port tomorrow for Panorama! 

And be prepared. 

There’s a storm coming.