Well, well, well, if it isn’t our school, crowned as the champions, yet again! But here’s the thing: we’re not talking about all those winning actions that made us #1. Nope, not this time. This isn’t about effort, dedication, or anything actually sports related.

Let’s talk about something more… interesting. Have you noticed how some folks on the team suddenly become “champions” in the social scene too? You know the type—those who casually stroll into the cafeteria like they just won an Oscar, throwing around “champ” this and “winner” that. Maybe it’s the glow of the trophy, or maybe it’s just the attention that comes with the title, but suddenly everyone’s got an opinion on everything. Who needs a spotlight on the field when you can snag it in the hallways, right?

And speaking of champions, it’s funny how some of them don’t dress, speak or read the part. Short skirts, Birkenstocks, hoodies and king pin rings (not all that glitters is gold, gentlemen) are the main event coming through the gate. I mean, who knew that being a champion meant coming to school dressed like you’re standing down on point wharf corner?

But hey, that’s just the vibe around here. So clean it up champs.