The Grapevine: Drama in the Halls!

Hey, cubs! It’s your favorite undercover reporter here, ready to spill some tea that’s hotter than the school cafeteria pizza rolls.

Picture this: A certain English teacher’s class, and what’s the number one rule? Come prepared! Yet here we are, watching students roll into class with nothing more than vibes and…questionable accessories. Forget pens, notebooks, or even a calculator. These students are sporting the real essentials, right? Let’s break it down:

The “I’ll Wing It” Crowd

First up, we’ve got the students, who have managed to forget their textbook for the third time this week. But guess what they did bring? Lip gloss, sunglasses, hoodies, headbands and the newest contraband, baby powder. You know, just in case the class turns into an impromptu runway show. Priorities, right?

The “Organized Chaos” Champion

And let’s talk about the crew for whom the Sprayground backpack is more like a black hole. No binder, no pencil case, but they do have an empty shoe box in there to “hold the shape”. Maybe they’re planning on showing the class how empty vessels make the most noise? Too bad that won’t help with the science quiz they forgot to study for.

Moral of the Story?

Hey Wildcats, we love the creativity, but maybe next time, let’s swap out the shoe polish and lip gloss for, I don’t know, a pen and a notebook. You never know when that pop quiz will strike. Keep your cool. Get a clue.

Until next time, stay sharp…because I see you!

XOXO,

Your favourite cub scout