Episode: Hallway Hype: Drama, Departures, and a Dash of Chaos!

— Gossip Gerty

Well, well, well…welcome back to a new year in the pride lands. It’s only the first week of school and the drama levels are already off the charts, and no, I’m not just talking about the cafeteria’s new lunch menu.

First up, let’s talk about the elephant in the front office: Where did Principal G go?! One minute he was leading assemblies and dancing like a champ, and the next, poof! gone without so much as a final announcement. No last jam. No assembly. Not even a “see ya later” over the media. Seriously, he deserved a farewell parade or at least a heartfelt meme slideshow.

Now, in his place, we have our brand-new principal, cue dramatic music.

Rumor has it she started her first week greeted with coffee and smiles, but also walked straight into chaos. Fights. Yes, plural. In just the first week and a half, there were not one, not two, but three fights. Hello 911, we need assistance.

Let’s be honest, it definitely wasn’t the peaceful welcome tour imagined. Instead…front-row seats to “Back to School: Battle Royale Edition.” 🥊

So what does all this mean? Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe it’s the post-summer adjustment blues. 

Welcome to the wildest back-to-school season yet. Buckle up, cubs, it’s going to be a bumpy term unless we all settle down.

Until next time, keep sipping that 😏.